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There are entities and non-entities who never fail to entertain and titillate us. But, very often, they irritate us too. Main problem here is from the physical entities. Protection from them is our fundamental democratic right.

Some of the irritating ones are eternal favor-seekers. The favors may vary from a harmless cup of tea to the most cumbersome contracts. They always manage to get your cell phone number; if not from you, then definitely from your office or your friends. But if you are smart you are not in great trouble.

In your mobile there is a menu item of 'screened calls' list. Just put the numbers of the irritating ones in this list and you will be blissfully unaware of when they call and how many times they call. You will only find their missed calls later and you can gleefully laugh them off. But the problem of the physical entity lurks somewhere and everywhere.

Tired of getting unanswered the physical entity decides to produce him/her physically in front of the sought-after. Now you seem to be gullible and helpless. Be it at home or at office it is very difficult or rather impossible to shoo them off.

In this context we are not talking of the rich and the famous that, with their elaborate security cover and network, can fend the irritating entities off whatever form these are in. But the physical entities can still stare glare and bare at them

Desperate for a solution we hit upon an idea. You see, necessity is said to be the mother of invention. What we ask for is only a discovery. Our necessity is an absolute one. While fountain pens can be replaced by pen drives why our bodies are not being looked after well by the pioneers. Our bodies are still in basic, not even basic plus, stage where most of the actions and behavior are obstinately manual.

Then, nothing is impossible in this crazy planet of ours. Durables are hardly durable. You buy them and the next day you start thinking of updating them. Our genius fellow beings are constantly at it. They can do anything.

So, please discover a device which is user friendly and can fit into our bodies perfectly. The device would make us instantly and wonderfully invisible the moment we are encountered by physical entities. The device has to be irritant sensitive so that we do not become invisible to the whole world. And, it has to make us instantly and wonderfully visible the moment irritants subside. We smell a contradiction here. But we can sort it out after the device starts getting used.

The possible benefits of this device would be mind boggling. We can always be in eternal bliss whether at work or in life. This would definitely increase our productivity and thus would enrich our planet.

So better carry on with the discovery. Else we threaten to launch an indefinite global hide-body movement that would put the pride of mankind at stake.

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